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tea or coffee

These are my confessions (a la Usher) that have been prompted by my speed dating/friending session with my besty. A secret that no one knows about me is that I got Shelbs pregnant and that is why we subconsciously hit up the Kids section at Gap (before heading to check out the sales in the [...]

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career change

Dear Shelbs, I just remembered how I seem to have the foot in mouth disease as well. I just found out that a friend of mine broke up with her boyfriend a few weeks ago. And thinking back, I’m pretty damn sure that there’s been at least one incidence where I’ve unknowingly made things more [...]

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pilgrimage

As I am older and self-proclaimed wiser, it feels like the list of people and things and memories that I couldn’t live without just seems to grow longer with age. Though my family doesn’t actually celebrate Thanksgiving traditionally (I don’t really like turkey so we ate crab!), today still reminds me to take the time [...]

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the shorts

Here are the highlights of my life in the past two weeks. Or what I can remember of it. (On a tangential side note: my long term memory is like a fricking sieve!) Ike’s Place with my faves: Jo, Nathan and the Boy Delancey Street Restaurant (but not ’cause of the food) The existence of [...]

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two doors down

OMG. Floor drama yesterday escalated to some crazy shit. As the Boy puts it, the people here are committing a lot of floorcest very regularly. So my floor has FOUR (count ‘em) FOUR couples. That’s eight people who are tied up in raging hormones and rollercoaster emotions all the time. Well yesterday, apparently P and [...]

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housekeepings

Floor Romances (a la Lil J) These days, romance is ablooming amongst the crunchy leaves that everyone steps on. S from across the hall finally hooked up with F, her next door neighbor and they are just so cute together. Turns out, though, O from next door may have once been harboring a certain little [...]

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sincerely

Here is (yet another) list. Dear Girls On My Floor: Please stop trying to flush your tampons down the toilet. They are like torpedo-shaped flotation devices that should not be flushed! If you clog our toilets, I will be terribly unhappy. Dear Boy: Happy Birthday! How does it feel to be in a different age [...]

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encyclopedia brown

Words I’ve picked up from C next door: Goddamnit : [god-DAM-it] ; uttered with a specific inflection (slight quarter beat pause after the first syllable and emphasis on the second) when 1) you have messed up on Guitar Hero or any type of video game, 2) your Fantasy Football scores are disappoint, 3) you have [...]

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appetizers

OH GOD OH GOD. So Ariel, Karebear’s roommate, and I are heading off to dinner together and then we see someone’s room key card in the middle of the hallway. So after I grab my roomie, Ariel walks down the hallway swiping the key card in everyone’s door to figure out whose room it belongs [...]

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toothpaste in hand

While I was painting my nails (after writing 1/3 of a page for my Cluster paper and talking to Jessie), some random guy that I had never seen in my life before stops at my doorway and goes, “Excuse me. Do these pants look okay?” “Your pants?” and of course, I look at his pants. [...]

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