So apparently the moon has caused the Earth to shift and so our Zodiac signs have also changed accordingly. Whaaaaa? Thankfully I’m still a Leo. Unthankfully that means that my horoscopes still always describe me as bossy, a leader, and enjoying the center of attention. Dang I didn’t know that the moon could cause personality [...]
Posts Tagged ‘idiocy’
thanks moon
Posted in find of the day, tagged idiocy on January 13, 2011 | 1 Comment »
career change
Posted in blog, floormates, tagged idiocy on December 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Shelbs, I just remembered how I seem to have the foot in mouth disease as well. I just found out that a friend of mine broke up with her boyfriend a few weeks ago. And thinking back, I’m pretty damn sure that there’s been at least one incidence where I’ve unknowingly made things more [...]
discontent
Posted in revelation, tagged idiocy, money on November 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »
My new life goal is to become a purveyor of compressed air. I will set up shop on Ebay and sell to naive individuals who own technology with small, inconvenient gaps or holes or vents. This will be the beginning of my days as a legendary entrepreneur. Also, this new career change is so that [...]
lamb
Posted in blog, tagged idiocy, ucla on October 18, 2009 | 3 Comments »
THIS IS REALLY EMBARRASSING BUT…when guys who smell good (or wear Old Spice) walk by, I sometimes subconsciously turn to follow them. Not just my head. Sometimes my entire body. I am easily led astray.
espan-what?
Posted in eats, favorites, first step, tagged idiocy on July 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Kitchen adventures continued earlier this week, this time with the help of the Boy. Though he claims otherwise, based on his performance, I have deemed him useless in the kitchen! This time, I wanted to tackle another popular Mexican treat, fruta con chile (fruit with…chile). First introduced by cutie Steven at Santa Monica Pier when [...]
foodventures
Posted in eats, find of the day, first step, tagged idiocy, pain on July 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
On Sunday, I found out that we had plantains, which my mother mistook for regular bananas (despite the week that they’ve remained green). Unfortunately, I was feeling very adventurous and decided to cut up a ripe plantain, which looks like a REALLY dirty banana. I’ve eaten fried plantains before, thanks to our month-long party in [...]
kill me with metaphors
Posted in clothes, revelation, tagged idiocy, money on June 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Not that I have a thing against hipsters, but isn’t this text just flipping brilliant regardless? (608): Do you think people stop being hipsters when they’re naked? Because that’s what my research shows. Okay, I lied. I do have a thing against the flaunty, i’m-so-over-everyone-else-isn’t-life-a-fucking-cup-of-irony hipsters. I like the casually hip ones, but the ones [...]
flossy flossy
Posted in blog, tagged idiocy, mother, sex on June 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My mother just called to ask me what a t-string was. You tell me, ma, is what I wanted to say. So I told her that I had no idea what a t-string was, choosing to ignore that small YOUKNOWDAMNWELLWHATSHE’STALKINGABOUT in my head but then she said, “You know, that underwear you wear that only [...]
ol’ factory
Posted in blog, boys, tagged idiocy on April 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I think that I am a smell-whore. Because it literally makes me smile big when I smell a guy who smells good. Which basically only requires him to 1) have received a pleasant-smelling deodorant from a concerned parent, and 2) remember to put it on that morning. Which means that my standards are supremely low [...]
